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    Jokes for Kids

    • Talkative Girl

    • A girl comes home with a note from her teacher and gave to her father.It says that the little girl talked too much in the class & disturbed others a lot. It also said that the teacher had a plan to stop & change her habit.
    • The other day the girl went back to the school with a note for her teacher from her father. It said,'Would request you to please let me know the plan too so that I can try it out on her mother.'
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    • First Day

    • A little girl comes home from school. Her mother asked: 'Dear, so how was your 1st day at school?'
    • Girl:'1st day? Do you mean I've to go back there tomorrow too?'
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    • Write & Read

    • Mother:So what did you learn today?
    • Son: How to write
    • Mother: Hmmm , what did you write?
    • Son: I wrote something but I don't know as I don't know reading!
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    • Poisonous Snake

    • A baby snake goes to his mom and asks :'Mom are we poisonous?'
    • Mom :'Yes darling, but why are you asking ?'
    • Baby snake :'Because I just bit my own tongue'
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    • 7 8 9

    • Do you know why was 6 afraid of 7?
    • Because 7 8 9
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    • Days of the Week

    • Teacher: Name 2 days of the week which start with 'T'.
    • Mac:Ma'am, Today and Tomorrow.
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    • Problems

    • What does one maths book tell to the other maths book?
    • Oh boy, I have got lot of problems!
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    • Dirty Joke

    • Sam :'Do you know a dirty joke.'
    • Mac:Yes,Tim fell into the mud'.
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    • Tricky No

    • One day, little Mac asks his father , 'Did you hear about the stupid fool who keeps saying 'no'?'
    • 'No,'his father replies
    • 'Oh, so it's you.'
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    • God is Watching

    • The kids were lined up in the cafeteria of a school for breakfast. At the start of the table ,there were large no. of apples. School management wanted each child to take one apple only.So they posted a small note on the apple tray: 'Take only one. Be careful,God is watching.'
    • Little ahead on the table, there were no of chocolates on the table
    • Mac took 5 chocolates & told his friends in the queue 'You can take as many chocolates as you want & you don't worry about God as He is busy watching the apples
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