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Jokes for Kids

  • Poor Mom

  • Teacher: 'How do you like your new home ,Mac?'
  • Mac: 'Oh, I like it very much. I have a room of my own, each of my sisters has a room of her own. But poor Mom, she still has to sleep in Dad's room.'
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  • Bark of a Tree

  • Teacher: 'Mac, what is the outside of a tree called.It supports the whole tree?'
  • Mac: 'I don’t know.'
  • Teacher: 'Bark, Mac, bark.'
  • Mac: 'Bow, wow, wow!'
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  • Thankgiving Dinner

  • I just love Thanks Giving dinner- Everyone's so grateful
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  • Suspense

  • How you keep people in suspense?
  • I will tell you later
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  • Aha

  • Once there were two brothers named Trouble and Shutup. Trouble got lost so Shutup called the police.
  • The policeman asked, 'What is your name?'
  • Shutup answered, 'Shutup.'
  • The policeman was little taken aback,he said, 'Excuse me?'
  • Shutup said, 'My name is Shutup.'
  • Now the policeman was really angry.He said, 'Are you looking for Trouble?'
  • Shutup was really impressed & said, 'How did you know'?
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  • Honest Answer

  • Teacher:' If you had 5 apples in your plate and the boy next to you took two, what would you get?'
  • Mac:' A fight!'
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  • Think,Think

  • If teachers are really smart then why are they in school?
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  • Make Up Test
  • Once there was a really dumb girl .She failed a test in the class.
  • Her teacher wanted her to come in after the school and make it up. On the note home to her parents the teacher wrote: Make up test.
  • The next day the girl brought lipstick and an eye -liner to school!
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  • Geography Teacher

  • What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
  • Getting lost!
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  • Calculators Talk

  • What does a calculator tell to other calculator?
  • You can count on me!
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