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Jokes for Kids

Daily Jokes

  • Be Silent

  • A moron was going in an airplane to Boston,while it was about to land, he started shouting 'Boston, Boston'.
  • Air Hostess said :'Be Silent'
  • Moron:Ok, Oston, Oston.

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  • Fat

  • One man walks up to another and says, 'Dude, you're fat'.
  • The other man answers, 'Oh, but you're ugly. I can lose weight, but you will always be ugly.'

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  • Glass Wall

  • Why did a moron climbed over a wall made of glass?
  • He wanted to see what was on other side

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  • Suspense

  • How you keep people in suspense?
  • I will tell you later

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  • Aha

  • Once there were two brothers named Trouble and Shutup. Trouble got lost so Shutup called the police.
  • The policeman asked, 'What is your name?'
  • Shutup answered, 'Shutup.'
  • The policeman was little taken aback,he said, 'Excuse me?'
  • Shutup said, 'My name is Shutup.'
  • Now the policeman was really angry.He said, 'Are you looking for Trouble?'
  • Shutup was really impressed & said, 'How did you know'?
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  • Heat & Fans

  • Why was it hot after a soccer game?
  • Because all the fans had left

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  • Color TV

  • A moron (stupid) goes to an electronics shop & asks ,’Do you sell coloue TVs?
  • Salesman,’Yes sir’.
  • Moron,’Ok, give me a red one.

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  • 5 Things Mothers would never say

  • 5 Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You
  • How can you watch TV by sitting so far away from it!
  • Yes, I also used to skip school a lot, too
  • You don't want to wear a jacket, it is alright .I don't think it's cold today
  • Just leave all the lights on , it makes the house look beautiful
  • Oh,I do not have a tissues with me , you can use your sleeve

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  • Our Brain

  • Mac:Our brain is really strange.
  • Jimmy:Why ?
  • Mac:It starts working the moment you wake up and never stops until teacher asks a question in the class !

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  • 2 Tickets!

  • Why did a moron buy 2 tickets to the zoo?
  • One for getting in and one for getting out.

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