Jokes for Kids
Hard-Earned Money
- Cardiologists make heart-earned money
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It Runs
- What always runs but never walks?
- Water
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Married Couple
- How can a stranger tell whether two people are married?
- You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
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Dog in Fire
- What do you call a dog when it jumps into fire?
- A hot dog
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Fat
- One man walks up to another and says, 'Dude, you're fat'.
- The other man answers, 'Oh, but you're ugly. I can lose weight, but you will always be ugly.'
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Answer it
- What is yours but your friends use it more than you do?
- Your Name
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Incorrectly
- What word everyone pronounces incorrectly?
- Incorrectly
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Poor Bicycle
- Why can't a bicycle stand by itself
- Because it is two- tired (tyred)
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Cows & Bells
- Why do cows wear the bells>
- Because their horns don't work!
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Running around Bed
- Why was the man running around the bed?
- Because he wanted to catch up some sleep
Hard-Earned Money
- Cardiologists make heart-earned money
It Runs
- What always runs but never walks?
- Water
Married Couple
- How can a stranger tell whether two people are married?
- You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Dog in Fire
- What do you call a dog when it jumps into fire?
- A hot dog
Fat
- One man walks up to another and says, 'Dude, you're fat'.
- The other man answers, 'Oh, but you're ugly. I can lose weight, but you will always be ugly.'
Answer it
- What is yours but your friends use it more than you do?
- Your Name
Incorrectly
- What word everyone pronounces incorrectly?
- Incorrectly
Poor Bicycle
- Why can't a bicycle stand by itself
- Because it is two- tired (tyred)
Cows & Bells
- Why do cows wear the bells>
- Because their horns don't work!
Running around Bed
- Why was the man running around the bed?
- Because he wanted to catch up some sleep
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