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Jokes for Kids

Animals Birds

  • Smart Parrot

  • A lady was walking down the street to office and she saw a parrot in a cage in front of a pet store.
  • The parrot saw her & said to her, 'Hey lady, you are really ugly'. 'Well, the lady is angry!
  • She moved quickly to her office.
  • On the way back home she saw the same parrot again and it said to her,'Hey lady, you are really ugly.'She was really ticked now.
  • The next day ,same story got repeated
  • The woman was so ticked that she went into the store and warned she would kill the bird if it used the same words again.
  • The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
  • When the lady was passing by the store that day after work the parrot called to her again,'Hey lady.'
  • She stopped and said,'Yes?
  • The bird said, 'You know.'
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  • Fish Joke

  • What is a bad day for a fish?
  • The Fry-day.
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  • Religious Mosquitoes Joke

  • Why are mosquitoes religious?
  • Because they sing over you before they prey on you.
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