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Jokes for Kids

  • Smart Tongue

  • Teeth said to Tongue: 'If I just press you a little, you will get cut.
  • Tongue replied: 'If I misuse one word against someone ,then all 32 of you will come out'
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  • Smart Student

  • Teacher :What happened in 1809?
  • Student: Sir,Abraham Lincoln was born in that year.
  • Teacher :Ok, tell what happened in 1819?
  • Student:Sir, Abraham Lincoln was ten years old in 1819
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  • Meaning of Maths

  • A teacher asks the students, 'Can anybody tell the full form of Maths?
  • One of the student answers, 'Mentally Affected Teacher Harrasing Student'
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  • Smart Parrot

  • A lady was walking down the street to office and she saw a parrot in a cage in front of a pet store.
  • The parrot saw her & said to her, 'Hey lady, you are really ugly'. 'Well, the lady is angry!
  • She moved quickly to her office.
  • On the way back home she saw the same parrot again and it said to her,'Hey lady, you are really ugly.'She was really ticked now.
  • The next day ,same story got repeated
  • The woman was so ticked that she went into the store and warned she would kill the bird if it used the same words again.
  • The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
  • When the lady was passing by the store that day after work the parrot called to her again,'Hey lady.'
  • She stopped and said,'Yes?
  • The bird said, 'You know.'
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  • Smart Parrot

  • A lady was walking down the street to office and she saw a parrot in a cage in front of a pet store.
  • The parrot saw her & said to her, 'Hey lady, you are really ugly'. 'Well, the lady is angry!
  • She moved quickly to her office.
  • On the way back home she saw the same parrot again and it said to her,'Hey lady, you are really ugly.'She was really ticked now.
  • The next day ,same story got repeated
  • The woman was so ticked that she went into the store and warned she would kill the bird if it used the same words again.
  • The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
  • When the lady was passing by the store that day after work the parrot called to her again,'Hey lady.'
  • She stopped and said,'Yes?
  • The bird said, 'You know.'
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  • Late for School

  • Teacher: 'Why are you late to school, Gimmy?'
  • Gimmy: 'Because of the sign outside the school.
  • Teacher: 'What sign?
  • Gimmy: 'The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'
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  • Copy

  • Teacher: 'Timy ,your composition of essay on 'My Cat ' is exactly the same as your sister's. Did you copy hers?
  • Timy: 'No, teacher, it's the same cat'
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  • Formula for Water

  • TEACHER: Jimmy, tell me the chemical formula for water?
  • Jimmy :It is H I J K L M N O.
  • TEACHER: Are you sure?
  • Jimmy:Yes mam, Yesterday only you said it's H to O.
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  • Prayer before Meals

  • Teacher: Now, Jimmy, tell me frankly ,do you really say prayers before your meals?
  • Jimmy: No madam, I don't have to, my mother is a very good cook.
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  • Common Enemy

  • The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy.
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