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    Jokes for Kids

    • Monsters Food

    • What did monsters eat at a restaurant ?
    • Waiters
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    • Talking Weighing Machine

    • What does the talking weighing machine tell to a fat woman when she steps on it?
    • One at a time ,please
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    • Situation

    • A bald man had two flies sitting on his head.What did one fly said to other ?
    • Damn, no place to hide
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    • Special Offer

    • Special Offer of the Week at a pet-shop
    • Buy 1 Cat -Get 1 Flea Free
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    • Modern Johney-Johney Rhyme

    • Johney,Johney Yes Papa
    • Watching Facebook? No Papa
    • Playing Games? No Papa
    • Tweeting something? No Papa
    • Chatting online ?No Papa
    • Shut-down the I-pad . Hahaha
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    • Spell Cat

    • Mother :How was your school, Mary?
    • Mary:Nothing special except that teacher did not know the spellings of cat,so I told here
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    • School is Fun!

    • Mother:Lilly, how was your first day at school?
    • Lilly:Oh, it was fun, but there was some man called teacher, who kept shouting at us
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    • Teacher Knows Nothing

    • Kid:I am not going to school from tomorrow.
    • Mother:Why
    • Kid: Our teacher knows nothing, she always keeps asking us everything
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    • Dumb Kid!

    • A small boy enters a mechanic shop and the mechanic whispers to one his customer: ‘He is the dumbest kid in the world. Have a look why I say so.’
    • He puts a $10 coin in one hand and two $1 coins (1+1=2) in the other one, he then calls the boy and asks, ‘Which do you want, son- one coin or two coins?’
    • The boy takes the two $1 coins and leaves. The mechanic said, ‘I told you so. Am doing it for past several days, but this kid never learns!’
    • Later, when the customer goes out, he finds the same boy coming out of an ice-cream store. ‘Hey, boy! can I ask you a something? ‘
    • ’Why you took two $1 coins instead of one $10 coin? Don’t you know one $10 coin is higher than two $1 coins'
    • The boy licked his ice-cream and said 'Because the day I take the $10 coin,the game would be over.'
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    • Poor Teacher

    • Sara:Our teacher talks of herself.Does yours?
    • Mac:Yes,but she does not realize it, she thinks we're actually listening
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