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Jokes for Kids

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  • School Bus

  • Teacher :What is that big ,yellow thing which comes in the morning & brightens a mother’s day?
  • Mac: Ma’am, the school bus.
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  • Dear Mothers

  • Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You
  • How can you watch TV by sitting so far away from it!
  • Yes, I also used to skip school a lot, too
  • You don't want to wear a jacket, it is alright .I don't think it's cold today
  • Just leave all the lights on , it makes the house look beautiful
  • Oh,I do not have a tissues with me , you can use your sleeve
  • Let me smell that shirt -- ok, it is good for one more week
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  • Tried my Best

  • Normally when a doctor comes after a surgery & when a student comes after an examination, they have the similar things to say,'I tried my best but can't say anything right know.'
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  • Poor Kid or Poor Dad!

  • It takes me about 2 hours each day to finish my homework but it takes 3 if my father helps me.

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  • Dangerous Lion

  • A father took his little son to the zoo.They were standing in front of a lion's cage. He was telling how ferocious and strong lions are and the little one was listening it with a serious expression. In the end ,the boy asked 'Dad,if the lion breaks the cage & comes out ,can it eat you?'
  • 'Yes, son,they are very dangerous?' the father said .
  • The boy asked with a worried look 'In that case ,what bus should I take home?'
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  • Modern Johney-Johney Rhyme

  • Johney,Johney Yes Papa
  • Watching Facebook? No Papa
  • Playing Games? No Papa
  • Tweeting something? No Papa
  • Chatting online ?No Papa
  • Shut-down the I-pad . Hahaha
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  • Teacher Knows Nothing

  • Kid:I am not going to school from tomorrow.
  • Mother:Why
  • Kid: Our teacher knows nothing, she always keeps asking us everything
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  • Talkative Girl

  • A girl comes home with a note from her teacher and gave to her father.It says that the little girl talked too much in the class & disturbed others a lot. It also said that the teacher had a plan to stop & change her habit.
  • The other day the girl went back to the school with a note for her teacher from her father. It said,'Would request you to please let me know the plan too so that I can try it out on her mother.'
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  • First Day

  • A little girl comes home from school. Her mother asked: 'Dear, so how was your 1st day at school?'
  • Girl:'1st day? Do you mean I've to go back there tomorrow too?'
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  • Tricky No

  • One day, little Mac asks his father , 'Did you hear about the stupid fool who keeps saying 'no'?'
  • 'No,'his father replies
  • 'Oh, so it's you.'
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