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    Jokes for Kids

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    • 2 Tickets!

    • Why did a moron buy 2 tickets to the zoo?
    • One for getting in and one for getting out.
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    • Talking Weighing Machine

    • What does the talking weighing machine tell to a fat woman when she steps on it?
    • One at a time ,please
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    • School is Fun!

    • Mother:Lilly, how was your first day at school?
    • Lilly:Oh, it was fun, but there was some man called teacher, who kept shouting at us
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    • Dumb Kid!

    • A small boy enters a mechanic shop and the mechanic whispers to one his customer: ‘He is the dumbest kid in the world. Have a look why I say so.’
    • He puts a $10 coin in one hand and two $1 coins (1+1=2) in the other one, he then calls the boy and asks, ‘Which do you want, son- one coin or two coins?’
    • The boy takes the two $1 coins and leaves. The mechanic said, ‘I told you so. Am doing it for past several days, but this kid never learns!’
    • Later, when the customer goes out, he finds the same boy coming out of an ice-cream store. ‘Hey, boy! can I ask you a something? ‘
    • ’Why you took two $1 coins instead of one $10 coin? Don’t you know one $10 coin is higher than two $1 coins'
    • The boy licked his ice-cream and said 'Because the day I take the $10 coin,the game would be over.'
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    • Mr.Maths

    • Why was Mr. Maths really upset?
    • Because his son was a problem
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    • Stupid

      A moron (stupid) goes to a pizza-shop,orders a pizza & tells the pizza-boy:' Make sure that you cut it in three pieces as I may not be able to eat more than three as I am not that much hungry'.

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    • Witty

    • Give an example of complete waste of time
    • Telling a hair-raising story to a bald man
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    • Common-Sense Joke

    • Teacher :Sara,if you have 15 chocolates, and Mac asks you for 10 out of them,how many would you have left?
    • Sara:Ma'am 15,I hate Mac
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    • Write & Read

    • Mother:So what did you learn today?
    • Son: How to write
    • Mother: Hmmm , what did you write?
    • Son: I wrote something but I don't know as I don't know reading!
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    • Donkey in School

    • Mac took a donkey to the school, do you know why?
    • Because other day ,his teacher told few misbehaving students that it is very easy for her to make them well-behaved as she has made many men out of donkeys
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