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Jokes for Kids

Animals Birds

  • A Bird

  • If I was a bird ,I know who I would sh*t on!
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  • Cute Parrot

  • A parrot collides with a car and is injured,but remains unconscious for two days. After 2 days when he wakes up,he finds himself in a cage.He shouts :Oh I am in prison! Is the car-driver dead?'
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  • Dog in Fire

  • What do you call a dog when it jumps into fire?
  • A hot dog
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  • Cows & Bells

  • Why do cows wear the bells>
  • Because their horns don't work!
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  • Head in Pot

  • Why Tigger's head was in potty?
  • Because he was looking for Pooh!
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  • Spider & Web

  • Why did the spider cross the road?
  • He wanted to go to his web-site
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  • A Lazy Dog

  • What does a lazy dog chase?
  • Parked cars
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  • Valentine

  • What does a bat say to its Valentine?
  • Let us hang around!
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  • The Parrot

  • A parrot went into a super –mart and asked the counter clerk, ‘Do you have any chillies?’.
  • The clerk replied: No
  • The parrot smiled and flew away. A few hours later, parrot came back & asked ’Do you have any chillies?’
  • The clerk replied, Sorry! I already told you few hours back, we don’t have any chillies’
  • The parrot smiled and once again flew away.
  • Ten minutes later, the parrot again came back & asked once again ’Do you have any chillies?’
  • The irate clerk shouted’ No! We do not have any and we're not going to have any and if you come back again, we are going to nail your to the wall’
  • The parrot smiled and flew away. In the evening, the parrot returned and asked ‘Do you have any nails?'
  • The clerk said ‘NO!’
  • The parrot replied ‘Good. Do you have any chillies?’
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  • God is Watching You

  • Late in the night, a thief broke into a house thinking that it was empty. He was looking for valuables but suddenly he froze when he heard a voice saying ' God is watching you'. After that it was silence for a moment & he again started looking into closets. 'God is watching you' the voice said again. The thief became little frightened. He looked all around. In the corner of the room, he found a bird cage and in that ,there was a parrot.
  • He asked the parrot: Are you saying God is watching me?
  • 'Yes, replied the parrot. The thief had a sigh of relief, and asked : What's your name?'
  • 'Sinister, said the bird. 'That's a very dumb name for a parrot, said the thief.'What idiot named you Sinister?'
  • The parrot replied, 'The same idiot who named the dog standing behind you, God'

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